ChemicalOli | Asides

By Oli ⋅ February 17, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Chorley, I will fear no evil; for Terry Pratchett and thy mp3 player comfort me.

By Oli ⋅ February 13, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Well here we are Mr. Pilgrim, stuck in the amber of this moment. There is no why.

By Oli ⋅ February 7, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Nothing makes me wanna’ punch people in the head more than when they drop litter like it doesn’t matter. Pick it up you lazy scrag-end!

By Oli ⋅ October 31, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

“Names Brogan, Lt. Brogan, 20 years I was with the NYPD, now? Well, let’s just say I’ve transferred to another precinct (!)”

By Oli ⋅ October 17, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Finds it disturbing that a nearly empty bottle of toilet duck makes a sound like a freshly beheaded duck when squeezed.

By Oli ⋅ August 18, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

“Friends don’t let friends use IE6,” – Amy Bazdukas, Microsoft’s general manager for IE. Even Microsoft acknowledges how dire it is.

By Oli ⋅ August 5, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Sonisphere: 3 days of throwing-up and shitting liquid followed by a £60 train journey to York, a 3 hour drive home and 2 days off work. Yay!

By Oli ⋅ July 30, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

I’m going to Sonisphere for the weekend! Check out what I’m up to at http://www.chemicaloli.net/picstream/

By Oli ⋅ July 29, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Thinks Flickr’s API can go fuck itself.

By Oli ⋅ July 23, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Pinky & The Brain Trivia: Every episode since 14 takes place on a paper mache copy of Earth. The real one was destroyed by a meteor.

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