A Vision of the Future from Microsoft

It’s stuff like this that makes me feel entirely vindicated being one of the few geeks who likes Microsoft, they have such a beautiful vision for the future of technology – allowing it to integrate and flow seamlessly through our everyday lives. It always annoys me when other geeks unfairly slam Microsoft as being ‘evil’ [...]

The Watchmen

I really don’t say this very often about films, but Watchmen is fucking awesome. It is hands down one of the best films I have seen – it flawlessly copies sections of the original graphic novel to the extent that it literally gives you a sense of déjà vu. The first half  of the film is [...]

Weed Will Destroy Your Life

That’s right, just one little joint is all it takes. Smoking pot isn’t going to turn you into a suicidal maniac, or destroy your brain and it certainly won’t coerce you into becoming a crackhead. Pot will ruin your life when someone catches you smoking it. If I’m caught smoking weed at uni I’ll get kicked [...]

Tweets

• Has just recieved a popular voice recognition program from a primary school to test that typed the word "cock" nomatter what was spoken. #
• Just bought some bug spray and can't wait to go home and gas some flies with highly diluted nerve gas. Mmmm Tetramethrin. #
• Just booked tickets for Sonisphere and recieved an e-mail from See explaing that e-mail from See may be rejected by spam filters. Useful... #
• I *wanted* one of those postal DVD rental things, but neither Blockbuster nor iLoveFilm tell you the price before you give them your details #
• Has just caught a *very* angry wasp in a glass. Shitting pants. #